but it aint ralph tho

Bruh



why am i sad about a person who knew and still knows everything about me even when im really fucked up and the person who i honestly call my other half why am i so fucked up about this situation i just want to move on and im giving myself that chance but it’s so fucking hard when you still want answers to questions you’ve been thinking of for a long time and im done wondering if this is the end because a part of me doesn’t want it to be :(((((

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

Anonymous asked:
Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

"After listing to "Rude" by Magic, Tyler Posey texted Dylan O’Brien about starting a reggae band."


@williedevine84: Guess who went on the Harry Potter studio tour today…?!

@williedevine84: Guess who went on the Harry Potter studio tour today…?!

me

flewor:

i would so go on a walk with you

baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

ultimatekimkardashian:

she’s so doing that tucking hair behind ear thing just like ordinary us meeting our crush

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